We have captured a uniquely experimental dual barbering technique in immersive 360 audio, so sit back, relax, close your eyes, and prepare to have a haircut like no other. A homage to internet old and new, featuring the text "With Glory And His Scissors Glinting" by A.W. Olmstead [1931]" courtesy of ClickHole, and partly inspired by QSoundLabs' Binaural Audio Demo: "Virtual Barber Shop" (1996)